MY  NEW TRUCK RADIO


      I  bought a new Ford 150 and  returned to the dealer yesterday  because
 I  couldn't get the radio to  work.

      The  salesman explained that the radio was voice   activated.

      'Nelson,' the salesman said to  the  radio.

       The radio replied,  'Ricky or  Willie?'

       'Willie!' he  continued and 'On The Road  Again' came from the
 speakers.

       Then he said, 'Ray Charles!',  and in an instant '  Georgia On My
 Mind'  replaced Willie  Nelson.

      I drove  away happy, and for the next few days,  every time I'd say,
 'Beethoven,'  I'd get beautiful classical music,  and if I said, 'Beatles,'
 I'd get  one of their awesome  songs.

       Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed  my  new
 truck,but  I swerved in time to avoid them.  I yelled,  'Ass  Hole!'

      Immediately  the radio  responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the
 premier  of BC,  Gordon Campbell."

      Damn, I  love this truck......
  What  a smart radio!!!  

 

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