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For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad...be very, very glad...

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades they will ignite

And this was a small one

A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

I'm ready for the cruise where we headed Brother

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

Yehaw major air time Koooelll

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat,Diving into Leaves you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

Watch the form.... legs straight ...arms aimed just right and..... now for the perfect belly landing

The glass in windows Diving Head First(even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

Yehaw touchdown

When you hear the toilet flush Dead Mans Hilland the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

Wow ....the trip up here was sure worth it...... now I will get some riding time.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke,Dumping Water and lots of it.

Look out below

A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though Eating Frogsa 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

Look Ma no Hands

Certain Legos Eating Watermellonwill pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.

Shouldn't take long to finish this off

'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence.
Head in the Fridge

Now where is the rest of that watermellon?

Super Glue is forever.Head in the Sand

Some guys have removable eyes. ..................I can take my whole head off.

No matter how much Knife in the Walll SocketJell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

Blast off in 3 seconds here.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O. Looking at Women

I wonder what her grade point average is in Mathmatics class.

VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches Making Boobseven though TV commercials show they do.

Look MA ......I'm all grown up.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.Peeing Contest

Wow that was strong Coke.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.Peeking Under Skirts

Nothing too hot under this hood.

You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.The Kotex Kid

This feels Better than Duct Tape

Always look in the oven before you turn it on;Boys and Dogs plastic toys do not like ovens.

That will teach them to mess with the Man right Roscoe?

The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.Innoceent looking boy

What Me

The spin cycle on the washing machine Dirty Boy and Dogdoes not make earthworms dizzy.

Gotta get some new wheels on that go-cart it pulls hard left.

It will, however, make cats dizzy.cat in a toilet bowl

Some Cats like to run in circles it makes them sleepy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.Giving them the finger

My Dad does this to Mom all the time

80% of Women will pass this information Young Obamaon to all of their friends, with or without kids.

My Mom is the best Cook Barr None

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.Where has that finger been

Now I know why Dogs always sniff other dogs Butts
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