A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
blondfemale neighbour came out of the house and went straight to
the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in
the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail
box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into
the house she went..
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!
(Are you ready? ... this is a beauty..)
My stupid computer
keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL." |
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How about this young lady!
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She says to the
salesman, "I'm getting a new computer and I would like to buy
pink
curtains the size of my computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies: - "But madam, computers do
not need
curtains...".
And the blonde, miffed, says,
"Helloooo.... It'll have Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
