1. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. Coffee, chocolate, men....Some things are just better rich.
5. So many men, so few who can afford me.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experiences with princes, seeks frog.
7. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
8. I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun.
9. Guys have feelings too. But like..... who cares?
10. Next mood swing..... 6 minutes.
11. And your point is....?
12. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
13. Of course I don't look busy.... I did it right the first time.
14. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
15. You have the right to remain silent, so SHUT UP.
16. All stressed out and no one to choke.
17. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
18. Sorry if I look interested. I'm not.
19. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
20. Don't upset me!!! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies