Two guys from Prince George die and wake up in hell. The next
day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed
in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for
you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the
land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to
warm up a little bit,eh." The devil decides that these two
aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning
he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas,
toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully
hot down here, can't you guys feel it?" Again the two guys
reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from Canada,
the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance
to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix
these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The
people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room
with the two guys fromCanada and finds them in light jackets and
bucket hats, grilling sausageand drinking beer. The devil is astonished,
"Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem
to be enjoying yourselves." The two Canadians reply, "Well,
ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Prince
George so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's
THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally
he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn
all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is
below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering
so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan, and
gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with
the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their
parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down,
cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn
up the heat you're happy. Now it's
freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"
The Prince Georgians look at the devil in surprise, "Well,
don't you know.
If hell freezes over, it must mean the Canucks have won
the Stanley Cup!!!"
