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Wise Chinese Words of Wisdom
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- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife
upright organ.
- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
- Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing
of fly.
- Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing
on earth.
- War not determine who right, war determine who left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill
it.
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in
basement.
- Man who fishes in other man's well often
catches crabs
- Man who fart in church sit in own Pew
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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